Bachelors Breakfast 

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

Bachelors Breakfast by bang blake December 30, 2008

bachelors hand 

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

bachelors hand by Mischmo October 7, 2007

bacheloric 

manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same

James is as bacheloric as ever, these days

bacheloric by BvO October 19, 2003

Bachelors Handshake 

Grab a random girls boob and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.

Man I gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!

Bachelors Handshake by Batmanning October 3, 2011

bacheloritis 

A single straight adult male who lives alone and makes very minimal effort or no effort to cook and/or clean.

My brother always goes out to eat, and his apartment has a 2-inch-thick layer of dust on everything. He definitely suffers from bacheloritis.

bacheloritis by averycopeland December 12, 2013

bachelorize 

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

bachelorize by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008

Bachelorsexual

When you are neither straight, homosexual, bisexual or any other type of sexual. You are just a nothing. A loner. You do not feel the need to be romantically involved with anyone.

Also see, failosexual.

a) I don't like anything. I'm bachelorsexual.

b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!

Bachelorsexual by thepersonthatrox January 30, 2009