legs apartment

The comeback to the stupidest phrase of all time "arms house"

Guy 1: Did you see the way they beat the shit of that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah that was arms house.

Guy 1: Naa.. it was legs apartment.

Guy 2: Word.

legs apartment by Glens Garage August 1, 2011

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Plastic Apartment

A very risque sexual maneuver developed in Bulgaria in the late 1980s. It involves a man, a woman, 3 golf balls, and a yard stick. While the exact specifications of the act died with its creator, Andrey Plabivov, in 1989 when the People's Republic of Bulgaria fell along with other communist-bloc countries. Historical interviews suggest that of the 6 women this maneuver was used on, 5 died and 1 was put into a catatonic state.

When I discover the true plastic apartment, I will be able to re-write all the history books.

Plastic Apartment by creator of papt March 5, 2009

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apartment camping

when you move into a nasty place and are living there half *ss w/ your food and dishes in plastic totes because the cabinets are gross.

I've been apartment camping in the Canal since Oct.

apartment camping by BPB December 30, 2008

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apartment shopping

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

apartment shopping by rjhotts January 18, 2007