while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

Dirty Avalanche by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

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Bust down Rollie Avalanch

A Rolex watch covered in Diamonds with an ex that is not as extravagant as your current girlfriend.

Bust down Rollie Avalanch, yeah my old B***h Average, this my first time rappin it, I might go retarded, s**t Bentley coupe, I'm dashin' it Stand on my money, I'm tall as s**t Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid" Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid".

Bust down Rollie Avalanch by The Black Plato June 18, 2022

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pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

pussy avalanche by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

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Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

Birthday Avalanche by Fran P April 17, 2009

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