ass munch 

n.
A looser tring to be cool.

Girl1: did you see who that looser kid was tring to hang out with today?
Girl2: ya. what an ass munch...

ass munch by Lord Fartsalot April 21, 2006

ass munch-ginger syndrome

means you are a fucking red headed idiot

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence that is considered a ginger.

I'm not lending you five bucks you stupid red headed ass munch ginger .. you must be suffering from ass munch-ginger syndrome !

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter red headed assmunch.( which ia charachteristic of ass munch-ginger syndrome )

ass munch-ginger syndrome by chanelled from within November 21, 2011

Dick lovin ass munch 

An individual who loves male genitalia and also likes to munch and or lick anus'.

Nathan, you're acting like a real dick lovin ass munch.

Dick lovin ass munch by Not-Mica-Marsala June 30, 2016

dweeb ass munch 

A person who gets above a 1 or 2 on an AP Exam aka. A person who gets a 3, 4, or 5 on any AP Exam

Chase: “Yo did you hear Colin got a 5 on the AP European History Exam!”
Aiden: “Dude no way hes a dweeb ass munch!”

dweeb ass munch by Not@DWEEBASSMUNCH May 4, 2023

Ass Munchy 

When a man jizzes in a condom ties it up and makes a woman swallow it, then after she poops it out the man puts it back on and makes the woman deep throat it

Mom: Billy what are you doing?
Billy: Nothin' just givin some bitch a Ass Munchy
Mom: Oh ok, dont forget to call grandma

Ass Munchy by hastatus3 May 2, 2010

Ass Muncher 

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

Ass Muncher by dick June 26, 2003

Ass Muncher 

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

Ass Muncher by buzznjackal August 22, 2003