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The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.
The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.
"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

who the fuck asked

When someone says something random so someone shouts WHO THE FUCK ASKED.
John:" hey I got a 100 like comment on YouTube". Billy: WHO THE FUCK ASKED".
who the fuck asked by GitGud391 October 6, 2020

No questions asked

When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.

Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
No questions asked by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013

Who asked? 

I asked… it was me all along
Chad: Bro you weren’t helping me

Fortnite Kid: Who?

Chad: You!

Fortnite Kid: Asked?

Intelligent man: I asked.. If you were thinking Who Asked? It was me.