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Pen Pineapple Apple Pen 

Pen pineapple apple pen

apple penis 

A penis with a large tip.
YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.
apple penis by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

apple penis 

Somthing that connor mclaughlin shouts at
the tv when his favorate show gets canceled late on a monday night |:
tv man- "*show name*has been caneled"
Conner-"APPLE PENIS!"

Caolan- "wtf?"

apple pencil 

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?
"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"
apple pencil by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

Penis Apple 

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.
"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"
Penis Apple by vilDOOM December 27, 2020