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Butt and Switch
1. the art of changing the topic of converstion by cleverly interrupting and redirecting the topic without being obvious.
After listening to Herman incesstantly babbling about a fence post I applied the butt and switch method.
Butt and Switch by pyra023 September 10, 2010
up your butt and around the corner
up your butt and around the corner by scipio076 December 17, 2010
Out of the butt and into the fuck
Originating from the Tourettes Guy website. Simply stated as an alternate colloquialism for out of the frying pan and into the fire. By meaning: the process of abandoning a bad situation for a much worse situation.
"We are going to be out of the butt and into the Fuck if we don't come up with that 36 bollars." Tourettes Guy
Out of the butt and into the fuck by akukral August 7, 2006
spank my butt and call me Nancy
Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.
spank my butt and call me Nancy by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013