Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

Anal Blast 9000 by IDontknowwhattocallmtself June 29, 2018

Reverse Anal Blast 

When a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then they fart or force it out and then rub if all over the others' chest and then rub it around to look like someone blasted it onto their chest.

Miley did a reverse anal blast on Justin's chest.

Reverse Anal Blast by DirtyOracle November 8, 2009

Anal fig blast 

When u blast those nether regions with one or many peeled gingers.

I gave Charlene her punishment last night. An anal fig blast was imperative to my survival!

Anal fig blast by Mr Spunk July 10, 2016

anal blaster 

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus

Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.

anal blaster by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

kentucky anal blaster 

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

kentucky anal blaster by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

anal blasting 

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

anal blasting by Jgat115 November 11, 2015

Anal Blasting Twat master 

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

Anal Blasting Twat master by Alex Screech September 24, 2005