from ambiguous. When someone says something which could be perceived as innocent, but easily has a deeper, bitchy, meaning.
1. Emma: I can't believe Ashley! She just told me my hair looks nice!
Acquaintance: ...what?
Emma: She obviously knows I'm having a bad hair day, her comment was ambitchuous.
2. Regina George
abitches is the lack of bitches compared to others, or low or absent interest in or desire to acquire bitches. It may be considered a sexual disease or the lack of bitches. It may also be categorized more widely to include a broad spectrum of virgins.