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dank game alert 

the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.
Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"

stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"
dank game alert by angus burlgar September 29, 2009
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(noun, pronounced 'a-li(ə)rēəm')

This is the state reached when the most possible fun is being had ever.

The kind of people who reach this state would never actually use this word in a sentence. They are too busy having a good time to consider objectively what state they are in.

Alerium can only be achieved in a group who, through the power of connection and wit, have broken the boundaries of normal conversation and have ascended to a higher level of mutual understanding and humour.

It is accompanied with uncontrollable laughter, massive delight and an overwhelming pride in brain and human capacity.

It is the very highest form of achievable non-sexual human fun. Only ever seen at parties which are so good that vibesy has been put in the naughty corner. (See vibesy).

Most people will never achieve alerium, or even see people reaching it. It is very rare and the steps to reaching it cannot be taught or fully explained.

It will most likely be used in a sentence as such:
'I've never experienced alerium, I'm not convinced it actually exists.'

(It does. Good luck.)
Alerium by SZR May 19, 2013
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alery Alerya aleryk Aleryn Alexy aeryn Aleya Aleeya aley aery
A headstrong and beautiful girl. Aleyahs are usually found to be breathtakingly beautiful. They have the face that make heads turn twice. But aside from their physical attributes, Aleyahs are very easy-going and confident people. They are generous and sweet, but they could also be temperamental and moody. But do not be intimidated by the negative traits, Aleyahs just tend get sad or angry easily, but they also bounce back right after. They have this clear statement in their heads that Life is too short for sulking around. They tend to be fun and carefree usually, especially when found in a good mood. But since the name derived from the word, "Leo" they have some sort of fire in them which makes 'em strong and capable of leading. They could be intimidating and obnoxious at times, but trust me when I say you will always have fun when you're with an Aleyah. They are the sort of people who do what they want. They just have too much sunshine to stand in someone else's shadow.
You really are an Aleyah.
Aleyah by PsychicGirl September 8, 2013
This is a girl who is a little crazy but is a good friend.She is always around and can cheer you up in an instant. She has the perfect timing ever. :)
Aler sure is a good friend
Aler by MacKenna Baeker January 19, 2020
aleri is a loyal person that always makes their bestfriends smile and never lets anyone down, aleri also fakes being happy
Aleri by HYayayeyheh June 2, 2020

College Alert 

When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.
Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!".

When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval.
College Alert by Activties August 24, 2009

aleybabyy 

she got what she had coming to her the end.
Aleybabyy got to close to the fire and got burned
aleybabyy by Fuckyoufifi July 18, 2017