Alastair 

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

Alastair by confusionman April 6, 2011

Alastair 

Baby sniffer. /j /nsx

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!

Alastair by a stupid duck May 14, 2022

Alastair 

A piece of Celery

Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!

Alastair by shazambandit August 15, 2010

alastair 

ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.

alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?

alastair by roo23 December 19, 2008

Alastair 

Filthy nonce

Omg look, he’s definitely an Alastair

Alastair by JacobSam December 18, 2019

Alastair 

Chode.

Alastair is a chode.

Alastair by Little Venice January 28, 2014

alastair 

A short douchebag.

That guy is such an Alastair!

alastair by Raaaaandom December 30, 2015