Afghani Mud Musket 

One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman

"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."

Afghani Mud Musket by Transvestache August 7, 2008

Afghani Afterbirth

The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Sloppy Susan.

Dude, I played the craziest game of Twister last night. When I was told "left foot blue" I accidentally gave Chaz an Afghani Afterbirth. Needless to say, Saturday night is no longer Twister Night.

Afghani Afterbirth by tpatora October 12, 2009

Afghani Kush 

The kind of kush that makes you sleep for days.

He smoked that afghani kush brah!

Afghani Kush by Pablo_Diablo December 29, 2010

Afghani Sunset 

After rough anal sex which causes bleeding, you use your blood covered cock to paint red streaks across your partners ass which ultimately looks like a sunset. This came to mind the first night I arrived in Afghanistan and saw the sunset and knew i was going to get fucked.

Since the flirtatious girl that Jake took home last night was just a one night stand, he decided to give her an Afghani Sunset to remember him by.

Afghani Sunset by Navy Doc January 20, 2011

Afghani Blowtorch 

A middle-eastern twist on the Brazilian fart fetish craze. An Afghani Blowtorch is when you hold a lighter in front of ones anus and have them pass gas in your face, putting you in flames.

Guy #1: Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: You know that middle-eastern hooker Kajahl?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: She said she wanted to try something new, so she gave me an Afghani Blowtorch! Now my face is just a huge scar from the burns.
Guy #1: KINKY!
Guy #2: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Afghani Blowtorch by jewsuschrist August 18, 2008

Afghani Crock Pot 

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

Afghani Crock Pot by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

Afghani Pipeline 

An Enormous, Long, Solid Piece of Shit thrown in the freezer until frozen and used as an instrument in Sexual Activity.

I.e A Makeshift Penetration Device.

Babe: Oh Pablo,

My batteries to my Toy are Dead ! Whatever shall I do !?

Pablo: Nyeaah don't worry dere lil lady, the Afghani Pipeline's already in the Freezer!

Babe: My HERO!!

Afghani Pipeline by Ragz The King February 12, 2018