As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

As the actress said to the bishop by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

Matress Actress 

A female actor in the adult entertainment industry.

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.

Matress Actress by Duncmeister February 16, 2010

Actressing 

When an actress is acting like an actress.

She was actressing with Ice T on the set of law and order.

Actressing by Notian June 8, 2014

Chaploos actress 

Kangana Ranaut who is also known as The Queen of Disasters, is often termed as chaploos actress in the bollywood industry. She buys awards by doing chaploosi of the Govt. She has not given a single good movie in last 5 years, still claims herself to be a superstar and the best actress. This can be considered as another addition in the list of delusional statements made by her. One of them was assuming herself to be in an imaginary relationship with a Bollywood Superstar.

Chaploos actress Kangana Ranaut was again found in the twitter making false claims, spreading lies and hatred and doing chaploosi of a particular political party.

Chaploos actress by TheLogicalTroller April 27, 2021

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale 

Also known as esteemed Character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale. The esteemed character actress is such a powerful character actress it is said that after the incident in Yorba Linda she was able to do an arc on the goodwife without being identified. When asked how she went on a nationally broadcasted tv show without being caught esteemed character actress margo Martindale said that she disappeared in the roll

LA times person- hold on… are you telling me Esteemed characte actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat

Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege

LA times person - of course

Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat

A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale by Pseudonyms are great January 30, 2023

Actress from Beruit 

A covert way to refer to a lesbian.
AKA: a Lebanese Thespian (= Lesbian).

Tyson: "Hey Rick, check out that lady in the flanel overalls crushing beer cans on her forehead."
Rick: "Ha! She must be an actress from Beruit" (said in close proximity to the lady who could probably kick both Rick and Tyson's asses)

Actress from Beruit by Plasticsteak1 April 10, 2009

telephone actress 

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

telephone actress by LiL MiSS D September 8, 2007