absurd wazzbag

an absurd wazzbag is the ultimate douchetrad and is the most psychotic sexy haired beast. They have a very illogical personality and is extremely weird. they should honestly be in a mental hospital and they don’t deserve love but they crave it. they prefer to deposit their urine in bags...preferably ziplock bags so they feed their urine to the geese. Once they see a person deserving of torture they get attached incredibly quickly and feast their soul for the rest of their existence. ~riya and suki~

ur such a wazzbag!
suki stop acting like an absurd wazzbag u psycho!

absurd wazzbag by rosyyyyyyyyyyy April 9, 2020

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absurd ethics

A mode of ethics advocating the most irrational means of action possible to allow the inherent chaos of human action agency.

Rudy decided to skip the board meeting in order to shoot pool with a group of total strangers. His reasoning? Absurd ethics.

absurd ethics by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

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absurd turd

1. a very large poo
2. a very small poo when expecting much more

I didn;t even realize I had to shat, and next thing you know I had an absurd turd. It was bigger than a baby, my poo baby!

absurd turd by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

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Absurd Bird

A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.

Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!

Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.

Absurd Bird by Anonymous3827264832 September 29, 2008