national kiss/hug a short person day 

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.

Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!

national kiss/hug a short person day by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018

National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

National Kiss A Short Person Day by Fred_Jr. October 28, 2019

National Smack a Short Bitch Day 

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

National Smack a Short Bitch Day by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

national slap a short person day 

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

national slap a short person day by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

take a long walk off a short pier 

I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.

Take a long walk off a short pier.

take a long walk off a short pier by sprkim182 November 15, 2007

National toss a short friend day 

to Throw your short friend

Hey dude be careful it’s national toss a short friend day don’t get thrown shortie

National toss a short friend day by Crapbucket04 October 21, 2019

Slap a short person day 

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

Slap a short person day by UpliftAura November 7, 2019