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eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.
Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...
Eat A Pie by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016

hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.
"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"
hit by a pie truck by cadyc April 24, 2006

sex with a pie 

A form of sexual intercourse originally devised by the creators of American Pie, a Universal Studios film from the nineties. When having sex with a pie, your best bet is a warm apple pie, or a fresh blueberry pie. Please refrain from having sex with meat pies you freaks.
Ghandi: I fell asleep and missed the guy having sex with a pie!
Abe: Why don't you just rent it?
sex with a pie by Jason Biggs June 19, 2004

Penny In a Pie Pan 

Penny in a pie pan is a band, also known as PIAPP, that consists of a jewish bassist, a mexican guitarist, and an assyrian drummer. They play covers from bands like Rage Against the Machine, Foo Fighters, Led Zeppelin, Derek and the Dominoes, and System of a Down
-Yo dude did u see the show on the outdoor stage on friday?
-nah man i was sick, who played?
-Penny in a Pie Pan, dude they were awesome

high as a pie 

When one is so high that he feels like hes baked into a pie.
man tht kid is high as a pie!
im as high as a pie!
high as a pie by Ben n Sam July 19, 2006

The Cake Is A Pie 

idiom: falls under the same concept as The Cake Is A Lie.

"The Cake Is A Pie" implies that a promised reward is sought after and is found, much to one's chagrin, a plain, stripped-down, bland or otherwise unappealing alternative; always unbeknownst to the person who made the promise, as they assume the expected reward and the reward, the "cake" and the "pie", are mutually interchangeable-- when in fact cake is multilayered, iced, cream-filled, and decked the fuck out, and pie is, bread.
A: ...I ran errands for months on end, and two years in, all that toiling in the sun, pulling twice her fucking weight.. for a fucking Sony Walkman.

B: ...

...

...Huh.

C: *studies MP3* What happened to i5?

A: .THE CAKE WAS A LIE.

...

C: T-T crusty old doof bitch T-T

A: I know right wtf is this shit this is not iPod T^T thats why shes dying T^T.

B: ...

T_T

...

...e_e...

...You never specified...

...e_e...

are you serious e_e 'thats why shes dying' e_e

Here, because her intent wasn't to lie, the problem is not that the cake is a lie.

The problem is that the cake is a pie.
The Cake Is A Pie by RozPowell December 18, 2012