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pulled a Peter Coffin 

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.
Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...

coffin A-bomb

a stink bomb that is broke into the casket of a dead person for mourners to smell
this is a true story of how i relased a coffin A-bomb

Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
coffin A-bomb by cobaltkiller1989 February 8, 2010

put a nail in the coffin

to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.
"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"

Cuffin a Muffin 

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean
Cuffin a Muffin by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

Cuffin a Muffin 

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin
“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean
Cuffin a Muffin by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024