zacking off 

Rage quitting a video game to go masturbate.

Fuck off, I'm going zacking off. You guys are bitches

zacking off by edp445cupcake August 22, 2023

zacking off 

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

zacking off by 6fingas December 25, 2009

Zuking Off 

Making out.

A common misconception about the term "Hooking Up".

Alex is so gay. He thinks that hooking up and zuking off are the same thing.

Last night at the party, I didn't get too far, but at least we zuked.

Zuking Off by samnoacam January 23, 2011

zuking 

The act of playing way too much Farmville. In most cases, the person in question will exclaim in public, "I'm harvesting my raspberries!".

Julie has been zuking a lot lately. I think she has a serious Farmville addiction.

zuking by Portlygent July 31, 2011

Zurking 

When a gay homo runs wild in the street while stripping butt naked

T-Man left the house to go zurking

Zurking by CosmicBatman November 10, 2016

zackingoff 

(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

zackingoff by noenns January 5, 2010

Zacking off 

When your suppose to be working but your too busy doing an activty besides work in the bathroom, such as sleeping.

Hey man where the fuck did that fat fuck go? OH he is just zacking off in the bathroom again!

Zacking off by AceAssGrinder69 October 8, 2017