who died and made you boss 

Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.

A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?

who died and made you boss by funurbanfrontfont March 24, 2018

Did you hear Billy Mays Died? 

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

Did you hear Billy Mays Died? by UrbanPhilly June 27, 2010

you cant feed a bear that died of starvation 

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake

"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"

you cant feed a bear that died of starvation by That Chubby Fellow April 8, 2012

Do you care about the Christians who died? 

All outrage is selective. So is empathy.

A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"

Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."

Do you care about the Christians who died? by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

YouDiedScoreRespawnQuit 

This is what the Minecraft screen looks like when you die. Go play Minecraft.

when I died the screen said "YouDiedScoreRespawnQuit."

YouDiedScoreRespawnQuit by hahhahahhahahhahahahhhhahhahha November 5, 2020