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Wyoming is supposedly a state. Wyoming does not in fact exist, it is a distortion of space-time that only appears to exist. Anyone you've met who thinks they have been to Wyoming, or believes they have lived in Wyoming have had fake memories implanted by the U.S. government. This is because they cannot explain it, and it would cause a mass panic if the public knew the truth. If you attempt to drive into Wyoming you will wake up in Canada, naked, and with no memories. (This is how Canada gets new citizens).
"Oh so you say you've come from Wyoming the state huh?"
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If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

tuna women

This is a term used to describe women who only lie down silently during sex (and let their partner(s) do all the work).

Known in Japan as ‘maguro-onna’, which literally means ‘tuna woman’.
P1: Hey, how's your new girlfriend?
P2: Oh, she's the biggest tuna women I have ever known...
P1: Bummer.
tuna women by Wonderbagel September 14, 2013
Wyoming by NeyThee May 28, 2018

men written by women 

‘men written by women’ is an expression meaning to say that a man is truly a good person. they belong to the category of men who act/sound like they were ‘written by women’, aka those who actually correspond to the female (or anyone’s) expectations.

they are socially aware, respectful intersectional feminists. they do not care for toxic masculinity and very often have a soothing presence to those around them.
Men written by women are men who are up to great standards.

Damn, he sounds like he was written by a woman.

Really?
Yeah, he does more than the bare minimum.

Examples: Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo, Dylan O’Brien, Chris Evans, Timothée Chalamet, Dev Patel, Caleb McLaughlin, Logan Lerman
men written by women by tokami June 29, 2021

'no women, no kids' 

Mathilda - 'Do You Clean Anyone?'

Leon - 'No Women, No Kids' 'That's the rules.'
'no women, no kids' by PatSouth January 8, 2014

single women in your area 

They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.
person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re