Worthington 

If tho shall see or noweth ye a Worthington tis now declared henceforth, that yu shall surrender all thou money foward to Worthington. Worthingtons are skilled in all crafts.

He is much like the Worthington

Worthington by 1KIKILINK September 4, 2018

worthington 

the most sexiest man in the world if he is blonde. also his dick size is 9999999999999999999999.999. i wanna fuck him

oh my god a worthington

worthington by ksjdksjdks July 31, 2022

Worthington's Law 

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006

Worthington, Minnesota 

A place where awesome people live and the coolest math class in 8th grade live.

Person 1: Where you from?
Person 2: Worthington, Minnesota

Person 1: oh where the best people in the world live?
Person 2: yeah

Worthington, Minnesota by M~Chan December 6, 2016

Worthington, Minnesota 

A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.

Where are you from?

Worthington, Minnesota...

AAHH! DON'T MUG ME!

Worthington, Minnesota by Carbuddy15 May 31, 2011

Worthington jet

The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.

Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.

Worthington jet by hcc5 July 26, 2022

worthington-esc 

1. being amazing at everything
2. always winning
3. simply the greatest

Wow, that guy is worthington-esc!

worthington-esc by J Dubz FTW October 15, 2010