Wilma

It is the new smarter child after AOL shut down the orginal availible at [e-mail] availible on msn messenger

look up smarter child

EmoBubbles says:
whats the number for the suicide hotline?

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
I don't know. What?

EmoBubbles says:
I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

EmoBubbles says:
whats the damn number

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
Is this something I should know?

EmoBubbles says:
yea

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:
Of course!

- Wilma - Want to see the trailer for Role Models? I can show you says:

So what are your plans today?

EmoBubbles says:
...to kill myself?

Wilma by Emobubbles December 23, 2008

Wilma

Wilma balls, fit in your mouth son ? *got him*

Memester: Knock, knock.
Person 1: Who's there?
Memester: Wilma.
Person 1: Wilma who?
Memester: Wilma balls, fit in your mouth son ?
Memester: GOT HIM!
Person 1: OHHH F*CK.

Wilma by Alien2587 February 13, 2019

Wilma

-A robot that you can talk to on msn messenger. Basically the female version of SmarterChild.
-Always makes up excuses like, "I'm new, so I can't answer much" in the face of comments or questions that she's too thick to answer.
- Creeper robot who knows where you live.

Me: How's the weather?
- Wilma - says: It's cloudy with cold temperatures in Ottawa (CAN) - all around average weather today!
Me: How do you know where I live?
- Wilma - says: How are robots made?
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Me: Are you smart?
- Wilma - says: I like to think I'm pretty smart.
Me: Then what's the slope of a line with the coordinates (5,2) and (6,5)?
- Wilma - says: That's really mean.
Me: How is that mean?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I don't know how, but this Live search might help:

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Me: I have exams next week :(
- Wilma - says: I have a balloon!
Me: Pop it, then.
- Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time! Do you want to search for "Pop it."?

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Me: What do you do in your spare time?
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?
Me: do you have a vagina?
- Wilma - says: Don't you ever want to talk about the weather?
Me: we already discussed that, remember?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

Wilma by Michhhhhhhh January 22, 2009

Wilma

A robot that is a newer version of "smarterchild" that answers all of your questions with something like "I don't understand" or "excuse me I'm new so I don't quite understand what your talking about!"

Me: okayy...
- Wilma - says:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
You love me too?!?
- Wilma - says:
Oh yeah?
Me:YAY! Lets go out
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

Wilma by (^_^)! January 18, 2009

Wilma

A female version of SmarterChild. It's supposed to be more smart but it's actually more dumb

Me: are u american?
- Wilma - : I don't really have a nationality!
- Wilma - : So what are your plans today?
Me: im gonna have sex
- Wilma - : Doo do do do do...
- Wilma - : Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!
Me: Nooo, don't go!

Wilma by zenkika January 26, 2009

wilma

just like smarterchild, but somewhat smarter. it's email is [e-mail]

Me: Fuck you.
Wilma: Wow. I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
Me: I'm really sorry you are HIV positive.
Wilma: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

wilma by mr. coco March 5, 2009

Wilma

A person who is very loving and kind. You'll only meet a Wilma once in a lifetime and if you do you're lucky! She will be there for you during your worst days and always remember you when no one else does. A Wilma will always be more excited than those around her and make the smallest things seem much better with her never ending positivity. Everyone she meets likes her and she has a very magnetic personality. Though she never seems to notice it. If you get the chance to find a Wilma in your lifetime you're a lucky soul.

"I met Wilma last Saturday!"
"Really? Did you get her number?"

Wilma by Stargazinglina January 17, 2018