winner's edit 

A term to describe when one particular contestant on a reality television show recieves a lot of camera time and is shown in a very positive light compared to the other contestants, and are only shown on the show when they are doing something good. This contestant goes on to win the reality show. The purpose of the "winner's edit" is to have the fans pleased with the final outcome because they find the winner endearing, when in reality (no pun intended) it only makes the show boring and predictable because it becomes pretty obvious who is recieving this winner's edit after only a few episodes. Antonymn: see loser's edit.

Person 1: I just watched the finale of Rock of Love 1! Guess who wins?

Person 2: *sigh* I didn't watch it, but clearly Jes won because she has a winner's edit. I stopped watching after episode 2.

Person 1: Yeah, all these vH1 shows stink because of the stupid winners' edits!

winner's edit by Drewmister August 16, 2008

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich 

A snack described in the movie UHF (1989), starring "Weird Al" Yankovic

Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich by missa tane January 8, 2006

Winner's Dance 

When someone is so confident in winning a race or any other competition, that they dance in front of the finish line due to believing they'll cross it first. It is known to not end well for the "winner" as another competitor usually takes the "winner's" place right before they cross the finish line.

As a wise man once said: "winner's dance is a lie. It's the second place dance."

Joinen: "Winner's dance, colon, noun, did not win; but *did* dance. It's an activity actually. It's what you- It's a- It's a verb. It's a thing that you do. Uh, which is to not win, but to dance."

Winner's Dance by DeKnees July 15, 2021

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich 

A sandwich created by Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, and featured in the movie "UHF".

It is created by turning a twinkie over, making a cut down the middle (just like a hot dog bun), putting a cooked hotdog in the split, and topping it with spray cheese.

After this process is complete, some hardcore fans of the sandwich would then dip it in milk as that is the proper way to eat it.

Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich by fudgiedog December 29, 2007

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

tsa wiener screener by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

wiener snot 

The explosion of goo that extrudes out of the male's wang during sexual pleasures either solo or with partner.

Dana: "Oh man! You just got your wiener snot all over me! You have to wipe that shit off!"

Jacob: "You said you like my wiener snot. It's warm and creamy, bitch!"

Dana: "Lick it off."

Jacob: "No. I'll just wipe my wiener snot on the wall. Your parents are coming down."

wiener snot by AmandaRy December 28, 2008

GALACTIC WIENER SNOT 

ALIEN SEMEN/CUM

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

GALACTIC WIENER SNOT by jamessthilaire December 20, 2017