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That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.
Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.
Whittaker by Bleem890 February 7, 2009
A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker
That bread is Whittaker standard.
Whittaker by MosesMansaray September 9, 2010

gee whitakers 

being sarcastic, not believing
gee whitakers you didnt do that to the old man
gee whitakers by bigred1969 June 24, 2009

matheson whittaker 

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.
Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

Whittakerd 

When one shits themselves in a public place, normally a university students union bar
OMG, Charles just whittakerd in the union!
Whittakerd by CC-Slade October 27, 2017

Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.
I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!
Whittaker Bowl by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021