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Egg whiter 

To joke around with
Ha ha you are such a egg whiter Kevin, you tell the best funnies!
Egg whiter by PixelAuug June 30, 2009

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

The neighbor's cum is always whiter 

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia
Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

Betty Whiter 

a term referencing older women, post-intercourse, who are covered in ejaculate
Tim: Oh hey, Rob, don’t go in our room just yet. I’ve got a Betty Whiter in there and I’m trying to milk her for her inheritance.

Betty Whiter 

a term referencing older women, post-intercourse, who are covered in ejaculate
Tim: Oh hey, Rob, don’t go in our room yet. I’ve got a Betty Whiter in there and I’m trying to milk her for her inheritance.

The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The whiter the feather, the blacker the leather...