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white house 

A structure in Washington DC which was never reached by Canadian forces, as they were destroyed at the Great Lakes and Lake Champlain. It was burnt by British forces in the War of 1812, but a rainstorm dosed the flames.

See also: What some moron Canadian nationalist wrote for the first definition under Canada.
The President lives in the White House during his term.
white house by The Sub August 10, 2005

White House 

Verb (Y-Tah Howse) To build a mini-shit mansion on someone's mouth while they sleep, and coat it in cum after construction.
Peter told me, after sleeping together for four weeks, that he has herpes. We haven't used protection. I was so pissed that I built a White House on his mouth and then pissed on it.
White House by Mejosh June 27, 2009

White House 

Refers to someone that has a small penis.
My boyfriend is such a white house, I don't even feel it when it goes inside.

White House 

My boyfriend is a white house, I couldn't even feel it when he said it was inside.

White House 

A place which, according to an orange man, was burned down by the Canadians in the War of 1812
“Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?”
White House by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

White House

Wow! They tore up a huge chunk of the building! I wonder why they don't want people taking pictures of it.... I didn't accidentally drone strike it did I? That would not be good at all! Because if I WERE to say something ALONG THE LINES OF "Kill all the children." Or something like "Genocide the whales!" That would not be very shibby. Right? Like the Dude Where's My Car thing? Shibby? Remember that? That movie was great! A classic! Not to mention what would happen if I were to die from my brain ailment or get murdered.... Not good for anybody.
Hym "Wow, there is a huge chunk of the white house missing. If that was me, my official response is 'Oops.' And in my defense I told it to do a knock first."
White House by Hym Iam October 21, 2025