Weird Al Syndrome 

A disorder of the brain characterized by the inability to hear a song without being able to hear the Weird Al version's lyrics over the music.

I was listening to Coolio's Gangstas Paradise, and all I could hear was Amish Paradise. I must have Weird Al Syndrome.

Weird Al Syndrome by greenknight04 August 23, 2010

weird (but in a good way) 

It means that your acceptable weird. Some people are weird, but it's like dorky weird. People who are weird in a good way are not dorky but they have their own style, they're not scared to be themselves, and they stand out as different in a good way. Overall it's a compliment for the most part.

"I just do me and idc what others think!"
"You're weird (but in a good way)"

weird (but in a good way) by Lay_lah June 15, 2014

The emperor wears no clothes 

"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen

When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.

It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.

The emperor wears no clothes by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013

one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!

Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."

one weird trick by mossyrock November 29, 2014

Weird Shit 

Beyond just a strange situation. This is where you itch your head and get the fuck out of there. Weird shit is something that occurs that can't be fully understood why and how it happened. It should be left alone in most cases.

You do NOT want to be around weird shit when it happens. If you want to take a look at some weird shit, then do it from a large distance away from the weird shit.

The man approaches the dancing Polar Bear wearing a cowboy outfit out in the desert.
The man was later found next to a cactus raped by the polar bear.
This is why you get the fuck out when you see weird shit.

Weird Shit by Deti October 7, 2009

weirdo 

someone who is different from everybody else, but that's okay because they're being themselves and they aren't like the fake bitches you see these days

It's okay to be a weirdo
And if someone tells you otherwise...
Tell them to shove a cactus up there ass

weirdo by Retardeling January 18, 2015

weird flex 

When a nigga brags about something he shouldn't brag about.

"You seen Shaniqua's post on Twitter about cheating on her boyfriend with 10 other dudes? Weird flex but okay."

weird flex by zikinjola October 16, 2018