Weeping Wednesday 

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

Weeping Wednesday by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

Weeping Suckle 

When a female performs fellatio and, due to her unhappiness or shame for performing the act, is simultaneously crying. aka sorrow blow

Last night Scott got a weeping suckle from that engaged girl he met at the bar.

Weeping Suckle by Eddie K May 12, 2008

weeping boner 

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

weeping boner by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Weeping Vag 

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss

Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.

Weeping Vag by David Atkins March 5, 2011

Weeping for the wet whipper 

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.

Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)

Weeping for the wet whipper by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009

Weeping off 

The combined act of masturbating and crying.

Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...

Weeping off by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011

weeping like a mofo 

When you have had the Craic so much the night before your nose erupts like Mt. Vesuvius the next day!

BP: Hey AV how's the craic
AV: Weindish I'm still weeping like a mofo all over my keyboard!

weeping like a mofo by Hickman Bacon April 15, 2008