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Wearing the juice 

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.
Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?
Wearing the juice by Alessus November 29, 2010

Wearing Shirt 

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.
There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.
Wearing Shirt by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020

Titty Weaving

It is the lesbian version of "titty fucking". Instead of a penis sliding in and out of a cleavage it is the act of two sets of tits weaving in and out, rubbing nipples, etc.
"Last night me and my girlfriend were titty weaving and it was awesome"

"She has big tits, I really want to titty weave with her because I'm a lesbian"
Titty Weaving by Lala & PB March 15, 2013

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

Weaving Spiders 

Weaving Spiders refers to Business types (individuals) networking and working on business dealings. They are spinning webs (telling their stories) of tales of success and future business opportunities.

The Bohemian Club, of fame and fortune in San Francisco, Est 1878, has a club motto of: “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”. This implies that you are to leave your business dealing and networking tactics at the door, for this place is to be for enjoyment and relaxation.

Etymology:

The Term itself derives from Shakespeare in the Play: A Midsummers Night’s Dream, Act 2 SCENE II. Another part of the wood

Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby.
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence
The place is full of Weaving Spiders cutting their deal and planning for their next finical conquests.

Where do the Corporate types hang out in San Francisco weaving their webs and rubbing shoulders with the other Weaving Spiders?
Weaving Spiders by CarizmaGuy November 2, 2016

cat wearing glasses 

u've probably seen this gif in the define word
why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman