Walking Like John Wayne 

Used as a hyperbolic expression referring to a woman’s walk after a large amount of sex or sex with a man with a large appendage.

“Wow, she’s hot. A night with me and she’ll be walking like John Wayne”

Walking Like John Wayne by Brando1970 August 29, 2020

Wrestling John Wayne 

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.

"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."

Wrestling John Wayne by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010

John Wayne 

"John Wayne" is the term often used to describe the toilet paper issued in the compo rations kit in the military. This is due to the fact that he was "Rough, tough, and he took no shit fron nobody!"

I've got cracking ring sting today, that John Wayne ain't no Andrex!

John Wayne by alanthepoo October 24, 2005

John Wayne 

The penultimate Western actor who kicks ass! He is also famous for his radical, ridiculous right-wing politics.

John Wayne is kick ass.

John Wayne by Gdiddy361 December 7, 2004

John Wayne toilet paper 

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

doing it john wayne style

Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.

Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.

Yes sorry I should just keep going.

doing it john wayne style by Pjstr July 20, 2018

john wayne 

slang for the government issue p 38 can opener. The P-38 can opener is a small device issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s. Originally designed for and distributed in the K-ration, it was later included in the C-ration.

It was developed in 1942.

Nicknamed the "John Wayne" because he was shown in a training film opening a can of K-Rations, the can opener is keychain sized and consists of a short metal blade that serves as a handle (and also a screwdriver to the resourceful), with a small, hinged metal tooth that folds out to pierce the can lid. A notch just under the hinge point keeps the opener hooked around the rim of the can as the device is "walked" around to cut the lid out. A larger version called the P-51 is somewhat easier to operate.

I'm going to get the john wayne out of my pack so we can open these cans.

john wayne by Palombo August 9, 2008