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Whore's Wash 

To have a quick wash under ones armpits, crack/sack in the absence of a shower, done in the bathroom sink or service station rest room. What whore's do in preparing for their next John, time is money after all
Boss: Boy you don't smell so fresh this morning
Worker: Sorry boss, slept in, no time for a shower so had to make do with a whore's wash instead
Whore's Wash by crimbo97 July 12, 2015
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Gentleman’s Wash 

When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.

Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.

Gentleman's Wash 

The washing of ones genitals, usually in a pub toilet, before having casual sex after realising one hasn't bathed in a while.
Shortly before taking a girl into the car park for a good seeing to Jeremy went to the toilets for a Gentleman's Wash.

Walsh Middle School 

Where all of the snobby ass brats go to school. Don't be suprised to see kids vaping and fighting
Person: Hey, did you see the fight yesterday at Walsh Middle School
Person 2: Yeah dude, it was fucking crazy
Walsh Middle School by xXMintXx December 7, 2019

lady's wash 

a phrase derived from the term "gentlemans wash" it is the female equivlent that involves washing ones private parts using a bidet
had this grebo dress on all week now i right need a lady's wash
lady's wash by redbaron84 February 3, 2010

Welsh Mike's 

Sheep Shagging Homosexuals who have fat women because the sheep get all the action,,,Also the name means a friendless no life big girls blouse who has sexual intercourse with close family members(usually of male sex)
Inbred from generations ago to cross DNA with Sheep,Ugly fat women and generally anything which has no taste.
Welsh Mike's by Creator March 3, 2003

walsh middle school 

a middle school for rich kids who are cocky and really good athletes. p.s. if u hear someone say y’all there, it’s 100% normal.
did u hear how walsh beat cedar valley?
wow, walsh middle school is good at sports