Waffler 

Someone who is talking a load of fucking rubbish. There tends to be no one listening to them and what they’re saying is of no importance whatsoever.

Abi: “guys my feet feel like salty goats”
Danny: “shush you waffler”

Waffler by Jenny tilia November 30, 2019

waffler 

N: One who waffles, from the verb waffle, meaning to never settle on a stance on one (or more) issue(s); A waffler usually goes from one side to the other and back again, usually multiple times, depending on who (s)he is talking to at the time. See also panderer.

There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.

This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.

The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry's (United States) Presidential campaign.

"I used to be for the war in Iraq, until I was against it." - John Kerry (real quote)

Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.

waffler by Tiberious August 22, 2004

hot waffler 

The act of hocking a loogie into your partners upper leg/thigh area, then having said partner close their legs while inserting your penis into the gap and simulating sex.

Julia got caught in a hot waffler when her boyfriend Stephe was feeling a tad phlegmy.

hot waffler by tonytiger420 December 30, 2015

Twat Waffler (TDUB^3) 

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.

Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"

Twat Waffler (TDUB^3) by Darrell23 October 16, 2010

Waffler 

A waffler who lies all the time and does it that much, deserves the entitlement of “WaffleKing”

Charlie “Oi Mason, your such a waffler!”
Mason “No I'm not!”
Charlie “Im actually done with this kid, you just said your cat will throw a bulldog at a fox!”

Waffler by Tapz April 30, 2020

Cock Waffler 

An insult used to describe someone who is being a bit of a dick. Literally means "cock eater".

That guy just walked into me, what a cock waffler.

Cock Waffler by PixelatedBritish November 16, 2013

Cereal Waffler 

A play on the word " serial" meaning repeating something numerous times. And "waffler" meaning indecisive. These two ingredient words combine to make a cereal waffler, which is someone you probably know. These are people who are constantly and continually indecisive and can't make up their mind on what they want to do, watch, eat, etc. They usually seek help from others on making decisions and receiving suggestions, but they always have a rebuttal or say something along the lines of "Really? Are you sure? I'm not really feeling that right now.."

Eric: "Honey, any ideas on what we should eat tonight?"

Susan: "Well, I was thinking about McDonalds, but I think I want a blizzard ice cream from Sonic, or maybe just a burrito from that local restaurant"

Eric: "Babe, you need to choose one...McDonalds has ice cream too you know."

Susan: "Ugh...McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken and anyways it's the worst!!"

Eric: "Fine, we can go to Sonic if you're gonna keep being a cereal waffler"

Susan: "Well, I'm actually feeling more of a burrito than a burger"

Eric: "Too bad, we're going to Sonic bitch"

Cereal Waffler by Darkkrey July 21, 2023