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Weeper of the House

John Boehner (R-OH), who is the current Speaker-elect of the House of Representatives, soon to take the gavel in place of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). He earned this nickname courtesy of Joy Behar for crying repeatedly while on camera.

On several occasions, shortly after the 2010 mid-term election, Mr. Boehner was shown crying while giving a speech in front of fellow party members, talking about the "American Dream". Then, a few more times (again) during an interview with CBS' Lesley Stahl, Mr. Boehner starts crying when recalling his days of sweeping the floors of an old bar he used to work for... then cries again when talking about kids "running around" and having a chance at the "American Dream"... and finally, one more time when sitting next to his wife during the interview, he starts crying because, as his wife explains, "he's going through an emotional time", possibly referencing his transition to becoming Weeper... I mean, Speaker.
Now, ladies and gentleman, I am proud to introduce: the new Weeper of the House... John Boehner!

*quiet applause, as Boehner weeps*
Weeper of the House by ProgLib December 15, 2010
Related Words
The act of being marijuaned as fuck. High.
"Yo Skeeter, that kush got me weeded as fuck!"
Weeded by pussachondriac December 25, 2016

Weepens of Deeth 

"Weapons of Death" spoken with a strong New Zealand accent. Spoken often by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden and members of the NZ government and media after the Christchurch mosque shooting in reference to gun control.
"Weepens of Deeth have no place of the streets of New Zealand"

-A New Zealand lawmaker
Weepens of Deeth by Plutonium-239 October 17, 2020
after smoking a blunt with his boys, donald was feelin kinda weeded.
weeded by sizam August 2, 2003

Weeded Out Much? 

1.When Someone is so on high on weed that they can't tell the difference between a girl or a boy.

2.When someone has finished casually smoking some weed.
Weeded Out Much? by WillTurnerMan December 7, 2009

Weepedemic 

The outbreak of unnecessary sadness amongst teenagers who think they know what fucking real suffering is at all!

Mainly ravages the Emo jackoff community.
Brian: This Weepedemic is causing a real crysis amongst those dirty Emo's.
Weepedemic by Uncool Mikey March 23, 2017