Viking up 

Viking up

a more fierce vision of man up.

the world is relatively tame since the days when you tried not to catch an axe in the face on the way home.

we put on suits and ties now but we'd viking up real fast if we needed to.

Viking up by md76 February 15, 2010

Techno Viking  

a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.

able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them

requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis

"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"

Techno Viking by androooow February 25, 2009

Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".

Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.

Lonely Viking by aliens9700 May 10, 2007

Viking Chug 

To chug an alcoholic drink by raising it in the air at full arm's length above your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth from that position, drinking the entire contents of the drink.

Did you see that guy viking chug that whole beer. He didn't even get any booze on his shirt.

Viking Chug by J Kube January 6, 2009

Techno Viking 

Techno Viking. A god among men.

"Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to Techno Viking."

Techno Viking by Techno Viking October 31, 2007

viking metal 

An offshoot from black metal heavily centered in norse mythology and rituals. Viking metal is not satanic in nature because of this and deals mostly with Oden, viking warriors and of course epic battle (very cheesy stuff, but effective). The music ususally consists of more "medieval" sounding melodies mixed with the "dark" sounding minors typical of black metal.

Enslaved, Einherjer and Amon Amarth are good viking metal bands.

viking metal by Soup Bone April 14, 2005

Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.

After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.

Vikings with manners. by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009