vaggie burger

A tasty burger primarily made up of vagina.

I was chowing down a vaggie burger last night.

I can't eat that! I'm a vagitarian.

vaggie burger by Jennnnxxx March 29, 2009

Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.

Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.

Vaggie Fingers by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Vaggie Tales 

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.

Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.

Vaggie Tales by gregben June 22, 2021

Vaggie Patch 

vagina

That girl has a tight vaggie patch.

Vaggie Patch by lbrookeo March 18, 2009

vaggie juice

Mama Cheri's sweet nectar. Available in small amounts during times of passion. Health benefits include and are not limited to sub 8:00 min/mi in a marathon

Excuse me but it smells like vaggie juice up in bitch. Mama Cheri don't like you passing it around like the collection plate a church, ya hear?!

vaggie juice by Murph free December 26, 2013

Vaggie Patty 

A raw, bloody vagina.

May come in medium rare.

That's one juicy vaggie patty...

Vaggie Patty by Mlo13 February 18, 2022

vaggie voucher 

A written or a verbal aggreement for sex because the females twat is bleeding therefore sex is out of the question. The voucher is redeemed for one good time.

Man, my girl is on her period and she wouldnt even let me get a vaggie voucher!

vaggie voucher by Mr. Donk. June 17, 2009