An intrinsic meter that resides within a person enabling them to either control, or lose control of their weird, homo erotic urges against non-gay friends of the same sex.
"shit, I can't believe I let myself get pineconed by Huey again, he had me all wrapped up like a Jimmy Dean sandwich on the wrestling mat in his basement. He obviously couldn't control his urgemeter again"...
Ugleskalaen rangerer folk etter hvor stygge de er den tar ikke bare for seg ugler, men også andre dyr. Hele skalaen begynner med ugle som er det peneste på ugleskalaen.
1. Ugle
2. Burugle/bygdeugle (kommer an på bostedet til vedkommende)
3. Rotte
4. Skabbrotte
5. Grevling
Det er også to "dyr" som faller i en sidekategori: skrekkøgle og horeskunk
"Sjekk den dama derda! Hvor faller hun på ugleskalaen?"
"Nei det der må nok bli en burugle"
One of two non-existant colors that contestants on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy thought to be a correct question for the answer "Colors that end in urple". See also urple
"I hope that box of crayons isn't missing its lighturple"
Bund Ungle is either to stick your finger where it is not wanted or an object that can be stuck in akward places. Literal meaning of the phrase is to stick your finger in your bum
1 - "Philomena is such a bund ungle, she always wants to get in my business"
2 - "I need some kind of bund ungle to get that out"