Mijo, tu eres un hippie urbano.
translation: You are an urban hippie
or...I am having a hard time relaying the definition of hipster to my Spanish teacher and as such my default description was that of an urban hippie, or hippie urbano.
Someone who writes Urban Dictionarydefinitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry