University of Tears 

University of Tears comes from University of Toronto in Canada. University of Toronto is highly competitive and workload are heavy. Everyone has tears every day. Some courses are too heavy that could compare to Harvard or Yale.

Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Univerisity of Toronto, aka University of Tears.

University of Tears by Marginal_Costmemes October 26, 2019

university of the fraser valley 

A 'university' in British Columbia, Canada for poor, underprivileged valley kids and their professors.

A: I go to UFV
B: ?
A: (sigh) the University of the Fraser Valley

university of the fraser valley by deemstar October 13, 2017

Whatsapp University

The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.

"Mum sent another fake news article about onions disinfecting rooms of coronavirus, Whatsapp University back at it again."

Whatsapp University by Niggamunch March 25, 2020

University of Westminster 

A place where no one studies and people just go to get absolutely trollied and fuck mad hoes.

high school kid: yo are you thinking of going into higher education?
other high school kid: nah bro I'm just gonna go university of westminster.

University of Westminster by itsyaboiclaus May 15, 2018

Lay's University 

The place to go when an entity (generally a corporation) needs to master the art of putting air when it doesn't belong.

Lay's potato chip bags are mostly empty and most of the volume of the bag is air

Person A: "What's up with this cereal? Half the box is air! Fucking plastic waste!"
Person B: "They studied at Lay's University and learned the art of putting air where it doesn't belong"

Lay's University by FreddyLibberton April 15, 2023

Girth University 

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

Girth University by Girth University February 18, 2018

Zoom University 

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

Zoom University by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020