Ugle

Being so ugly that people can't wait to type it

Person#1: ok face reveal
Person#2: Damn Bro you look fuckin ugles

Ugle by Carls rectum January 23, 2021

Ugle

Noun: a quantification of ugliness.

Your bird has 9 ugle.
That car has so much ugle, I'm surprised it passed its MOT.

Ugle by JG El Supremo May 5, 2023

ugle mugle fugle 

These words are mumbled when you don't want the person to know you're calling them an ugly mother fucker!

You ugle mugle fugle.

ugle mugle fugle by Saracen Nav August 17, 2006

Ugle slapping 

Slapping some ugly butt. Ugles need love too!

Don't you feel any shame? She looks like Gregory.

Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.

Ugle slapping by flexydevil May 2, 2023

Ugleskalaen

Ugleskalaen rangerer folk etter hvor stygge de er den tar ikke bare for seg ugler, men også andre dyr. Hele skalaen begynner med ugle som er det peneste på ugleskalaen.
1. Ugle
2. Burugle/bygdeugle (kommer an på bostedet til vedkommende)
3. Rotte
4. Skabbrotte
5. Grevling

Det er også to "dyr" som faller i en sidekategori: skrekkøgle og horeskunk

"Sjekk den dama der da! Hvor faller hun på ugleskalaen?"
"Nei det der må nok bli en burugle"

Ugleskalaen by Hurratufsen November 2, 2020

Uglemophobia 

A fear of ugly emojis.

AHHH I HAVE THE FEAR UGLEMOPHOBIA!

Uglemophobia by The Most Epic Platypus on Eart September 10, 2020

Uglectomy 

To remove the ugliness from something. Usually in reference to someone's face or other undesireable features.

"Man, did you see that chick? She's in serious need of an Uglectomy"

"That guy needs to shave!"
"No, that guy needs an Uglectomy!"

Uglectomy by jgreene777 March 2, 2008