twatted 

being very drunk

ive got the worst hangover ever!, can't belove i got so twatted last night

twatted by shail May 9, 2003

Twatted 

The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

twatted

Twatted by Frothboy March 20, 2009

twatted 

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

twatted by TotalRecall March 20, 2009

twatted 

getting hit with extreme prejudice

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted

twatted by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009

twatted 

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

twatted by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009

TWATTED 

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.

"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.

TWATTED by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011

twatted 

past tense of tweet

guy 1: hey is Christina still alive?
guy 2: yea, she just twatted 10 mins ago

twatted by good2know January 20, 2013