turd blossom 

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

turd blossom by Me December 19, 2004

Turd Blossom 

nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove

Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.

Turd Blossom by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020

Turd blossom 

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

Turd blossom by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

turd blossom 

(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

turd blossom by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

turd blossom 

When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

turd blossom by Mama Turd March 15, 2009

Turd Blossom 

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.

Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018

Turd Blossom 

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.

Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"

Turd Blossom by cwestn May 10, 2023