Tristian 

Cupcakes are made of good things, but cabbage should not be consumed in square bowls.

A person made of glitter and urban socks, Don't make him strudel or he'll spank your Aunt.

He only pays in eftpos.

Boy: Do you know a guy named Tristian?

Girl? Yes.

Boy: Excellent.

Tristian by Fireflies604 August 23, 2011

Tristian 

A mushroom who is spreading the plague

Oh shit I’ve got Tristian

Tristian by Hshzvsus January 12, 2019

Tristian 

A ugly fag who doesn’t have any friends. He is the worst person/fighter in the world you don’t want to be friends with this person.He has a small dick and can’t get any girls bc he’s gay!!!

Who’s that gay guy?
Oh he’s probably a Tristian

Tristian by Dumbest boy February 24, 2019

Tristian 

An asshole.

Tristian is such an asshole.

Tristian by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019

Tristian 

Tristian is the sexiest hottest person you will ever meet he is most likely Bisexual and has the best friends one can ask for he’s great in bed and rock hard at all times of the day he’s sweet and will give you whatever you want including but not limited to the “D” he’s loyal and talented and if you find a Mrs. Cham Cham he’s probably her twin

Friend: hey Tristian what’s up
Tristian: My dick
Friend: Oh god

Tristian by Tristian J June 28, 2019

Tristian 

One of the most emotionally detached people ever, but knows how to fuck. He’s worth the emotional trauma. Whatever girl ends up with him will be one lucky big.

Wow, Tristian has such big meat.

Tristian by ilickballsforfree November 2, 2019

Tristian 

Tristian is an ok guy who is really shy. He has a lot of insecurities that he doesn’t want to talk about. He can make a good friend and won’t be as shy when you get to know him. Tristian tends to look at memes and understand inside jokes.

Person 1- I met someone called Tristian today
Person 2- wow cool

Tristian by Tristian. November 19, 2020