National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day 

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day by avaclose November 13, 2020

stick touches the fire 

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?

"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"

stick touches the fire by chaz17 July 14, 2005

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

0 Touches by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

Toe touches 

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

Toe touches by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

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.9.Touches.9. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025

Another hand touches the beacon 

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches

Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon

Another hand touches the beacon by Afreshsoda May 25, 2021

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude 

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025