Toring

The act of a male giving a deep tissue massage to another male un-expectingly. The male giving the massage then asks how the other male's day is going, small talk, etc. The massaged male then utters a series of grunts and moans.

Dude, look at Ed toring Richard. What a big gay!

Toring by rabbitpuncher April 8, 2011

Torping out 

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.

Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.

Torping out by Elliott Stryker August 26, 2011

troing 

'Troing' Is a doing word.......
(when you have driven or walked somewhere without thinking about it all the way with your head in the clouds letting your sub concious do the work.)

I troinged all the way here.....

troing by Al Thomas November 10, 2008

Torringtonite 

Name given to any person over 50 who has lived at least half their life in a small, low income town called Torrington. Located in the Northwest Corner of Connecticut. This person is now a permanent fixture here and will never move.

Torrington Raggie Torringtonite

Torringtonite by Anotherdayinparadise September 13, 2013

Toroking 

The act of spending a potential evening of lust and intercourse with a woman in exchange to merely cuddle and have a good chat.

Bro #1: "Yo bro, me and Lauren totally hit it off last night, we cuddled and chit-chatted for like 3 hours!"

Bro #2 "DUDE you gotta stop toroking every girl you meet!"

Toroking by Dr. Papi November 14, 2011

Torrington High School 

The only school in which there was a frickin urinal ripped off one of the bathrooms' walls that flooded half the building and caused an early dismissal.

Wow, you go to Torrington High School? I heard they ripped a urinal off the wall there!

Torrington High School by linus parker December 28, 2018

Torting 

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.

Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.

Torting by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014