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take to the house 

To throughly own or school someone. A way to measure whether someone has been taken to the house is whether it would be appropriate to inquire of the person in question: "How's your hole?" If asking such a question would indeed be befitting of the situation, then that person has indeed been taken to the house.
A heart-warming children's story to demonstrate the meaning of "take to the house":
Billy's dad told him that he was taking him to Disneyland for the day and told him to close his eyes. After a half hour of driving, his dad instructed him to open his eyes again. Billy realized he was not at Disneyland, but instead back at his house again. His dad then yelled, "Slizzam!!! Got you, sucker! No Disneyland for you, you little bitch!" and started laughing hysterically. Billy then began to cry as his dad taunted him, "Wah wah!!! You little crybaby! I'll give you something to cry about!" Looks like little Billy got taken to the house on that one.

Also:
Fred Weis got taken to the house in the 2000 Olympics when Vince Carter simultaneously dunked over him and teabagged him, shoving his nuts directly into Fred's face.
take to the house by Nicholas D December 24, 2007
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get to the house 

a term for when you acting up and someone tells you you need to stop
that girl, you look a hot mess/girl get to the house
get to the house by tay March 3, 2004

house to face 

To have the house to your self

No parents
We have the ‘house to face’ this weekend so wtm

I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door 

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.

take it to the house 

to do it to it; go all out and do it real properlike. real horrorshow.
Hell yeah we're going out tonight; we're gonna take it to the house.

take it to the house 

To go home to take a poop, instead of at work, school, stores, restaurants, etc.
Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"

Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."

Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"
take it to the house by J3553 January 16, 2009

take it to the house 

Sexual terminology for take your woman to the house and get your game on
Damn guy, take it to the house.
take it to the house by HA! September 19, 2003