The Phoenix
The Phoenix by Sticky fingers November 25, 2019
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The Phoenix Rises
Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
The Phoenix Rises by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023
Flight of the Phoenix
An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!
Flight of the Phoenix by Mikiedice May 23, 2013
The Phoenix Theory
A young experimental/alterative rock band hailing from miami florida. they are amazing. They are unsigned and have no endorsements. thier songs include On my own, woah, chaotica, and The Valley. They are all great musicians and amazing writers
The Phoenix Theory by thephoenixtheory October 5, 2009
The Phoenix
Hey young blood doesn’t it feel like your time is running out I’m gonna change you like a remix then I’ll raise you like a phoeeeeeeenix
The Phoenix by kill me slowly October 20, 2019
The Phoenix
A once movie theater in Petaluma, California which is now inhabited by teenagers taking drugs and listening to crappy local bands on Fridays and Saturdays. it's basically the "cool thing" to do, but it's really retarded.
The movie "The Birds" premiered at this theater and someone let birds loose during the movie to scare the audience.
The movie "The Birds" premiered at this theater and someone let birds loose during the movie to scare the audience.
Ashley: "Hey, like, do you want to be super punk and hang out at the phoenix tonight?"
Barbie: "Oh my god. you're so right. we'll be totally punk!"
Barbie: "Oh my god. you're so right. we'll be totally punk!"
The Phoenix by Naleilei September 22, 2005