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Arming the missile 

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead
1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile 

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

The Predator Missle 

the sexual act of hovering over ones partner shitting on thier stomach and screaming FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY.

note: this technique is best preformed by suprise
bionca: oh franky i love you! lick my pussy. wait what are you doing?!

franky: FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY YOU SLUT!

bionca: did you just shit on me?! oh im so turned on

franky: yeah you just got the predator missle you filthy whore!