You haven't scored until the knickers are off 

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

You haven't scored until the knickers are off by The Bazman June 19, 2007

jack in the kacks 

someone who enjoys fondling their privates (preferably under tables) without the removing of ones trousers

"Here G man stevie D is having another jack in his kacks"

jack in the kacks by Ramboisawab May 5, 2005

bores the knickers off me 

not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...

NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me

NB could also replace knickers with tits

Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...

bores the knickers off me by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

The Knickerbockers 

When you've got problems, e.g the shakes, your stomachs rumbling or an illness. Not as bad as the Knickerbocker Glories!

I played Morgan at Fifa but I lost because I had the Knickerbockers.

The Knickerbockers by hazatrand February 5, 2019

The Knickerbocker 

When you lay a fat brick of shit in shower then proceed to lay a fat pearl necklace on top of it. Ending in a waffle stomp down the drain.

Dude! Last weekend at the concert Zach executed the knickerbocker then moonwalked his feet dry. Sounds pretty gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! (In Mickeys Voice)

The Knickerbocker by PeterFitzinWell August 31, 2021

Kick in the knackers

Kick in the knackers, meaning a kick to the testicles of a male. When a boy is kicked in the cock and balls and it hurts like hell, resulting in the boy falling to the ground in pain and rolling around. A kick to balls/knackers is an unfair move.

Jacob and Harry where fighting at school. Harry would have won the fight but Jacob used a kick in the knackers on Harry and Jacob immediately won the fight as Harry couldn’t continue after having his groin attacked so brutally.

Kick in the knackers by Nutshot pain June 12, 2023

take it to the kneck 

Eating , hungrily having food

We gon't take it to the kneck

take it to the kneck by safety kev October 17, 2020