the umbrella academy 

gerard arthur way, of my chemical romances, comic book.
Written by: gerard way
Drawn by: gabriel ba

possibly the best comic book to ever roam the earth.

"did you check out that new comic book, the umbrella academy?"
"i want to read the umbrella academy"

the umbrella academy by vampires will never hurt you October 24, 2007

The Umbrella Academy 

Literally one of the greatest shows of all time, features one of the best televised plots of all time, and guess what? its a comic book series too! If you haven't, go watch The Umbrella Academy because it is the best show ever, enough said.

Person 1- Bro have you watched The Umbrella Academy?
Person 2- Dude its my favorite show!
Person 3- What's The Umbrella Academy?

Person 1- Go watch it ASAP its the best show ever.

The Umbrella Academy by QueenMercury August 24, 2021

the umbrella thing 

Inserting your entire hand into a woman’s vagina then spreading fingers until your palm is open.

Last night I did the umbrella thing with my GF, she really loved it.

the umbrella thing by JJ087 April 15, 2022

The umbrella is a lie

A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.

Lucia: "Wow, Mabel really got us."
Shannon: "Yeah. One may say the umbrella is a lie."

The umbrella is a lie by The One of Soup October 1, 2012

Under the Umbrella 

A general term to refer to someone who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, questioning, intersex, etc. The degree of how far "under the umbrella" a person is indicates the extent of their homosexuality; for instance, someone who is bi-curious would be described as a little under the umbrella, whereas a flamer would be deep under the umbrella.

Jesse (in Forever 21): That guy is so far under the umbrella, you can't even see his head.

Jef (in Forever 21): I'm pretty sure every guy here is at least half under the umbrella.

Under the Umbrella by Appoggiasaurus February 22, 2011

Open the umbrella inside 

An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.

This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.

Open the umbrella inside by Gyrun May 12, 2018

Opening the Umbrella 

The act of masturbating under your blankets. "Opening the Umbrella" refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.

1. Jim: Dude, I just caught Billy opening the umbrella in his bed!

2. Earl: Oh! What are you doing there?

Steve: Nothing. Just opening an umbrella under here.

Opening the Umbrella by Ol' CB August 5, 2010