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pigs on the wing 

1. World War I pilot lingo for an enemy pilot in your blind spot.

2. A hidden enemy

3. An awesome two part song by Pink Floyd
1. Charlie Alpha III to Red River I, watch out, you got pigs on your wing!

2. Ever since I called that chick fat, I got pigs all over my wing.

3. If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
(Pig On The Wing part 1)
pigs on the wing by 571 January 12, 2006
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Pigs on the Wing 

Anybody who you don't want to see when you run into them. Used to describe enemy fighters in the Second Big One but now is used to describe anyone you have to talk to in a bar, restaurant, sporting event, etc. that you see and don't want to talk to.
You and a buddy walk into your favorite watering hole and see all your ex co-workers, "Hey dude, there are a lot of Pigs on the Wing here, let's leave.

the 3 little pigs 

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.
Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

The Bay Of Pigs 《🐷🐖🐗🐽》Invasion: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Bay Of Pigs 《🐷🐖🐗🐽》Invasion: The First Juvenile Release...

Pigs in the blanket 

When a woman has a giant clit and labia
Pigs in the blanket

Man, my date last night gave me a pigs in a blanket
Pigs in the blanket by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019